Studding!

We are looking for a pretty female cat to bear kittens for our beloved boy, Edward. Interested parties please send in your resume (photos and breed, and age) to us.

We also need parties to adopt any extra kittens that the litter might have. We want just one male kitten from the litter. Interested please leave your contact as well.

At 5 months old

Some say I'm too pretty to be a boy. Like I really care. The word is "handsome". These people just never seen a handsome cat before, that's why.


Look at me. I look good even while sleeping.


Let me assert my manhood!

True to cats' nature, I always sleep in the day. At night, I take to hiding under Clement's bed, and jumping out at him when he tries to find me. He gives such a satisfactory reaction each and every time! Unfortunately it is quite impossible to take either photos or videos of me scaring Clement since its at night, and Clement has such lousy cameras. No one to bear witness to my success. Hmmm... Wonder who I got my scaring-genes from...?

The philosopher's cat

If mind and body are the same, why are some mental states so difficult to state in physical terms? And just when are they going to feed me again?